Dana Vespoli's a woman who has done it and seen it all. Being a pretty girl of exotic origins and a liberal sexual attitude, she's a magnet for weird adventures- some of which start in Vegas, move to Calcutta and often times wind up in rainy alleys in the French Quarter at the point of a knife. Partners-wise, Dana has had everything from tawdry affairs with small town faith healers to go-sees involving sweaty, fast-talking webmasters with pyorrhea and hidden agendas. Sometimes she has patted the shaved heads of black men and leered at priests knowing full well they were attracted to altar boys. Basically, Dana's the sum of her parts, most of which have been inseminated by the creme de la creme of scum. But this is the first time we can recall that Dana's used her feet as a seduction tool. On that note, you should feel flattered. You've been designated among a very elite cadre to bust a nut to Dana. Do so with pride.