We got a gift of champagne recently and the other night decided to open it in celebration of whatever. We went to pop the cork and noticed a curious smell- leathery, musty and, otherwise, very unpleasant. It was the smell of feet, and we thought, how do you begin to describe foot odor? A gym locker? A damp, smoked cigar left in an ashtray? Worse than that, is it, in fact, the smell of a bad champagne cork or is it something else better described in an Edgar Allan Poe story about rotting corpses? We trust, hope and pray that the very cute Lana Violet doesn't suffer this malodorous condition. Because, God forbid, we urged you to jack off to her foot video knowing that you'd be popping a load to foul-smelling champagne corks. Your needs, as always, are constantly on our minds.