Were you aware of the fact that the beautiful Inari Vachs named herself after a famous mystery writer who wears an eyepatch? Not a pirate, but a mystery writer, mind you. Inari, you see, digs the handicapped intellectuals. And the less eyes they have, the better. But there's only one problem with this. If you were a blind master of thrillers, Inari would be all over you like Scotland Yard on Jack the Ripper. She'd even allow you to play with her wonderful feet, but then you'd be like Ray Charles on a keyboard- feeling your way along. Do you really think ol' Ray had any fun with all his money and hit tunes?