Going shopping just isn't the same as it used to be. Back in the day, you'd shlep off to the local strip mall to wander with the rest of the zombies in search of that opportunity cost you just have to have. These days, people are just spoiled: log in, click and pay. There just isn't any of that old adventure that one used to find at the malls. Take Cindy here; she doesn't have a computer at home (sacrilege, right?!) so she has to make her way down to the shoe store for a pair of heels. Just when she thought she'd had enough with the stinking masses and the dirty stores, Cindy walked into what amounts to a wrinkle in time. Helpful man behind the desk? Shoes in her size? A man willing to risk his job in order to suck on a pretty girl's toes? Double fucking check, bro! Thanks to old-fashioned shopping Cindy not only got the heels she was looking for, but she also got a healthy dose of man-flavored lube to help her shoes fit perfectly!