For most parts of the country, this is the start of the long, dreary shitty foot season. Girls are bundled up in their fur wraps and mukluks and no longer running around barefoot; while guys into feet have been known to throw themselves off of the roofs of tenement buildings out of a sense of frustration. Actually it's not much better here in Southern California right now. Nasty winds have been putting a chill in the air but by the weekend, skimpy bikinis will be out in force once again. Don't thank us for the weather report. Thank Courtney Paige for being a good sport and giving you an idea of what you'll be missing if you happen to be living near the Great Lakes or thereabout. Now if you put your nose close enough to your plasma screen, you might even be able to smell Courtney's feet. That's when you know it's officially springtime.