Can you imagine having a foot fetish and living in a frigid climate where women wear reindeer boots and mukluks all the time? Chances are, said women are also quite ugly, too. So, like to the homeless guy who's freezing his ass in a cardboard box over a subway grate in Manhattan during the dead of winter, our advice is to move out to sunny southern California, you stupid sonofabitch! Especially if you're into feet, well, that goes without saying that you're gonna better your chances of getting a look at some prime toe. You might not meet the likes of Madison Ivy who's got a pair of arches as good as any we've seen, but the sight seeing is a whole lot better than at the Arctic Circle. If you're still not convinced, read no further. Just watch the damn movie.