Some men aspire to the simple jobs. Like the body bag man at a crime scene, or the guy who wields the piss mop in the jack off booth. Which brings us to the subject at hand. If maybe we could have done it over again, we'd have saved our parents all that money for a wasted college education and taken the high dive into the uncertain job pool at an early age. Can you imagine the lucky man who got the jump start and is now the callous remover at a foot salon? Or the guy who gets to inhale the intoxicants of toenail polish remover? Ponder what might have been, if you will, as you gaze upon the size 6s of Miss Kitty. You could have had those feet in your hands had you played your cards right. But, noooooooo!!!!!! You had to get a degree.