A voracious student of revisionist history, Krystal claims she read how nurses during the Revolutionary War would suck one another's feet clean to conserve precious water for their amputee patients. A born cynic, Jaden mocked her research findings, so Krystal promptly demonstrated how this was done. Jaden didn't know if she was being fed a line of bullshit but had to admit that Krystal's tongue on her toes was way better than George Washington's nose up her ass. And a quick look at the father of our country on a dollar bill will tell you he had a lot of that to give. Then, again, a lot of men looked like that in those days, which is why oh so many women went lesbo. This, according to Krystal. But she could be bullshitting about that, too.