Being from Denver, where mountain people of vague ancestry indulge peculiar habits, Felix Vicious likes soaking her young feet in soda pop. You may think this is kind of silly, but when a woman's capable of putting her own foot in her mouth, she wants to taste something sweet and beyond sock cotton and foul sneaker stink. And because Felix is courteous of any potential love partner who might want to suck her toes during the course of some bedroom hijinx, Felix's ideas are not as goofy as they first sound. As far as we're concerned she can flux her feet in cheese fondue if it means having that pretty snatch anywhere near the vicinity of our engorged manhood.