As a young village girl, Honney Bunny often went barefoot. But as is the case with most women who start out like that, a quirk of fate will often turn them into ugly, lesion-riddled big-titted lesbians with no one to touch them later in life. Honney was luckier. She met a corrupt grease monkey named Juan who taught her the art of Zen and foot maintenance. Honney's daily regimen consisted of many procedures ignorant village girls often neglect, and now old cirrhotic men with too much time and money on their hands pay to see her stride au natural they way she did in her youth. Juan? He's now doing time in a federal penitentiary, but that's the way it goes sometimes.